im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online
your a Moon i wanna see you Glow.
|—||MF Bey (via eli-toyou)|
If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.
she got the oscar for this performance.
so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
|—||please come back - nashviille (via planqts)|
|—||Arthur Schopenhauer, Parerga and Paralipomena (via pression)|